Horse Resolutions For A New Year
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1. I CAN walk and poop at the same
time. I can, I can,I can
2. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.
3. I will
NOT leap over large nonexistent obstacles when the whim strikes.
4. I will NOT bite
my farriers derriere just because it's there.
5.I will Not blow my nose on my human.
6. I will NOT try to mooch goodies off every human within 1 mile radius.
7. I will
NOT chase the ponies into the electric fence to see if it's on.
8. I promise NEVER to dump
the wheelbarrow of manure over while my human is mucking my stall.
9. I am neither a
beaver nor carpenter. I promise I won't eat or remodel the barn or the new fences.
10.
I WILL forgive my human for the very bad hair cut ,even though I look like a freak.
11. I accept that not every carrot is for me.
12. I will not shy at familiar objects
just for fun.
13. I will put my ears forward and cooperate when it comes to photos.
-Bailee Harris, Trinity Hills Pony ClubFrom
http://www.geocities.com/redriverregion/Funnystuff.html
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