To Right A Horse
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| Mounting a horse is actually very easy if it is done properly. A rider can
only mount a horse from one side because a horse only likes to be mounted from one side. The
left side is right and the right side is wrong. You're right to be left and wrong to be right.
If you mount from the front, you mount from the right, which is then the left because your right
is its left, and the left the right, keeping in mind that the left is right and the right is
wrong. Put your left to your right and step so your right is to the wrong and now your right
is opposite its left and left the right. To right right is to the left and to right is wrong
is to the right, but backwards, the right is right and the left is wrong only when your right
is on its wrong, and the left is on its right. Switching right to left and left to right is
wrong. Right is wrong and left is right only from the front or else the left is right and the
right is wrong.
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From www.equerry.com
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