This story takes you to a big pasture, filled with a lovely bunch of horses.
A question has just been asked amid the herd. Let's listen in on the conversation among
the many breeds of horses.
............"Who Can Open the Gate?"............
Lipizzan: No need for opening it! When are you all going to
learn how to fly?!!
Thoroughbred: I don't want to mess with
that gate and I am too scared of flying! I will just jump over it and leave you all behind.
Paint: Yeah, what he said! Na Na Na Na Na Na!
Palomino:
Forget it. Count me out. I am not taking any chances of messing up my chrome!
Arabian: You'll have to get somebody else to do it. I'm not messin'
up my nails for no one!
Quarter Horse: Maybe if I push on it
with my big buns, I could open it!
Standardbred: Pity on all
of you. I'll figure it out, just give me some time.
Polo Pony:
Wait just a minute, let me get my stick and give it a few bloody wacks!
Shetland: Let me at it. I'll break the stupid thing! Then you all can
get out of my face.
Mule: Oh, let's just pack it in and call
it a day.
Saddlebred: Now, now. I'll open it, if someone could
help me with my shoes?
Fresian: I'll do it! Do you think it
will mess up my hair? I always have such good hair days.
Mustang:
Heck with opening it, how about I just run the whole darn fence over?
Belgian: Step back! You all aren't strong enough to do it. I'll do it.
Oh, but what if I break it?
Morgan: There, there. I'll do it
for you. No need to have such a big fit. Peace be with all of you. Is there anything else I
could do for you after I get done with the gate?
Appaloosa:
Oh, hush all of you! Ya big bunch of sissies. No one is leaving till I say so!
Percheron: I have already opened the gate while you all have been arguing!
I even went down the next row and opened all the other gates. So it will be awhile before I
have to listen to all of you argue again!
Contributed by:
Shelly Bataglia Mcloud, OK
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